(w)T(f)opshop Numero Trois

I almost didn't write another (w)T(f)opshop post as I thought they'd be running a little thin, I mean, a major high street brand can't possibly continue to create such vomtastic clothing on a weekly basis, right?..... WRONNNNGGGG. Check out these bad boys:
Bronze Snake Effect Bike Jacket - £175
For £175 I'd expect this shit to be made out of gold never mind bronze coloured. Or at least not make me want to vomit by just looking at it. I mean - what, who, when, why, would ANYONE want or wear this? It's like Michael Jackson designed it, then even he realised it was a ridiculous idea. What would you wear this with? Your Gold Metallic Leggings perhaps? To complete the utterly rancid look?

Tassle Hem Faux Fur Gilet - £55
This has been a popular item for a few infamous bloggers over the past year or so.... Yet all I can think of when I see this is THIS:
Soz.
Dip Dyed Denim Shirt £38
Number one; if I'm going to be conned out of £38 for a shirt, I at least want some sleeves. Number two; If I was going to buy a shirt, I do not want it to look like someone has been binge drinking macdonald's milkshakes and puking up all over it. That is all.
Moto Premium Skull Jacket - £180
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA where to begin? Calm down Axl Rose, keep your denim jacket on. If this is what 'premium' is made of, I'll stick to poundland thanks. I mean, who...WHO.... What washed up metaller would in the right mind pay £180 for something so so soooo just, I can't even describe it. Not only is the price and general garment just a complete JOKE but if you bought and wore this you're probably the same kind of complete wanker who's bought a Rolling Stones T Shirt from Urban Outfitters when you've never heard them because you're like, so, middle class, rawk and roll, darling. I could knock this up for a fiver and still have change.

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13 Comments:

  1. Awesome..and adding in Harry even more awesome:)
    Sara xx http://beautifulworldoflennynb.blogspot.ca/

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  2. Hehe love these posts :-P xx

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  3. love this. so true! saw this in topshop the other day: http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33057&storeId=12556&productId=5580119&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=230160&parent_categoryId=203984&pageSize=20. £20?! got to be joking! just get a mens tee from primark and cut it yourself! some stuff is nice but other stuff e.g. the absolute corkers youve found are just ... :|

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    1. Oh good god, that one is awful! Looks like a nightie from behind, and like you got into a fight with a nettle bush in the front. LOL!

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  4. Hahaha I love these posts - I went in Topshop yesterday looking for denim shorts and almost ran screaming back out after spotting some of the clothes!

    Oh dear at that bronze biker jacket! What exactly could you wear that with....or to?

    Em
    x

    http://emberdrake.blogspot.co.uk

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  5. haha love those post !
    You are so right about the gold jacket , it is just wrong.

    xx
    http://fashion-journal-bysuzannemarie.blogspot.com/

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  6. Actually laughed out loud at this post.

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  7. LOL! I always love these posts, they never fail to cheer me up :)

    http://wewereraisedbywolves.blogspot.co.uk/

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  8. The fact I've seen two popular youtubers you has bought these items (the shirt and denim skull jacket) erm yeah lol.. This blog post did make me laugh though, the comparisons lmao!

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  9. Wow, that shirt is something else!
    Please keep doing these posts, I love them!

    xo

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  10. Wow! You really have managed to find some absolute horrors on there! They are vile! x

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  11. I love this post so much! It's enjoyable to read posts by a blogger which aren't just 'omg, how NICE is this!?' at everything! Really, Topshop have some terrible garments that I wouldn't be seen dead in - really makes me wonder who on earth buys them! xx

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  12. Ha ha, my boyfriend snuck up behind me and said 'that's a nice jacket' bless, he thought I was internet shopping and tried to get involved :P x

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