People That Need To Stop Having a Rack Attack

I'm hardly well known for being a radiant glow of positivity and can often bore myself with my own incessant moaning, so when it comes to me moaning about others moaning I suppose that's where you can kind of trust that the moaning has gone TOO FAR. Honestly, for the past 2 months the media, blogs and my Twitter timeline have been a non stop DRONE of people MOANING. Negative this, moan that, blah frigging blah. 2015 - certainly the year that EVERYONE got offended by EVERYTHING. And even in to 2016, the relentless moaning continues. Non stop. It's actually making me want to face palm so hard that I turn my palm in to a fist and knock myself out so I don't have to read any more negative DRIBBLE OOZING IN TO MY EYES AND MAKING MY BRAIN FEEL LIKE SOMEONE HAS FARTED RIGHT IN TO ANY CELLS OF POSITIVITY WITHIN IT. 



WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE. 

How do we turn this negative, incessant, drone of SHIT in to something positive though? Well by MOANING ABOUT IT MYSELF OF COURSE. Here's my Top 5 moans of the internet which have really been getting on my wick this week:

'OMG UGH WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING RESOLUTIONS HAHA YOU IDIOTS'

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. 
Why does it matter to your life if someone wants to make a resolution? Does it really bother your life if someone wants to lose weight? Get fit? Decide never to speak to a toxic little Cynthia like you any more because your poo-pooing of their bettering on themselves seems to offend you so much? If someone wants to make a resolution or change themselves at any time of the year it is nothing to do with you. And you really thing your subtweets or moaning are going to stop them from doing the nice thing they want to do with their own life? NO. If anything honeybuns they're going to take your negativity and shove it up your arse and then proceed to be better than you with their 'new year self' because they're channelling that whole 'don't get bitter, get better' thing and you're sitting there stewing in your own self loathing, slagging others off to try and make yourself feel better. Awww.

'ERGH CONTOURING, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, LET'S LEAVE THAT IT IN 2015'

What's with the sudden hatred of contouring? Just because you can't seem to fathom that a paler skin needs a less brown tone and still look like you've smeared shit on your face, doesn't mean everyone needs to stop it in 2016? I've seen so many lists from bloggers and magazines saying contouring needs to stop. Instead of stopping it, why not just show people how to do it properly? Stop reviewing mucky brown contouring kits and show that some girls need a mauve/taupe shade to chisel those cheekbones. AND IF SOMEONE DID WANT TO LOOK LIKE THEY'D SMEARED SHIT ON THEIR FACE WHAT HAS IT GOT TO DO WITH YOU ANYWAY?

'WTF WHY HAS TESCO GOT EASTER EGGS IN LIKE STRAIGHT AFTER XMAS OMG MY LIFE IS OVER THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE'

Right. Shops have these things called SEASONAL AISLES and MERCHANDISING PLANS. When one seasonal event ends they need to replenish the fucking shelves with something else, which is usually the FOLLOWING SEASONAL EVENT. It's not that hard to understand.

(blogger specific) 'FFS WHY AM I GETTING PRESS RELEASES ABOUT VALENTINES DAY ALREADY, WHY ARE PR'S SO CLUELESS'

This one really annoys me as it's usually the same bloggers who get these press releases approximately 3 months in advance who also moan about not being treated like 'real' writers. Right... Usually, a publication plans their content around 3-6 months in advance. Magazines and most journos sign their content off and write it in this time. Hence why the press release is sent in advance. 3-6 month in advance. Don't moan about not being treated like a 'real' writer, then when you are treated like one moan about it more. 

'OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ZOELLA/ALFIE/OTHER GENERIC BIG BLOGGER DID THIS'

Leave. The. Big. Bloggers. ALONE.
For GODS SAKE.
They may be 'celebrities' but they are REAL FUCKING PEOPLE.
Having a large social following does not make them IMMUNE TO YOUR TOXIC TROLLING SHIT.
They are people. They fuck up like everyone else.
You're a grown woman and don't like them? GOOD. You're not their fucking demographic!!! They are public figures designed to give a younger audience something to aspire to, someone NICE to look up to, not some generic, brain dead moron from a reality TV show.
No. I am a not a fan of these bigger bloggers either. BUT I'M NOT MEANT TO BE. Zoella doesn't write her tweets? Boo frigging hoo? Do you think celebrities sit there on Twitter? NO they don't!! They have a publicist which sits there doing that shit for them!! 80% of Alan Sugar's tweets are from his publicist. Zoella may or may not write her own, but really, who gives a shit! I'd rather kids like her than some absolute bell end who is documented on TV pissing themselves after too many cans of lager. Give it a rest!



How was your new year anyway? Any resolutions guys?


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11 Comments:

  1. Soothe your boobs is my #1 favourite saying right now.

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  3. Part of why I no longer blog or follow more than a handful on twitter is that it was turning toxic and was making me think acting like a bitch was kewllllll. Great post, Terri!

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  4. YAS GIRL - SLAY!
    And that phrase is definitely supposed to be left in 2015 with contouring but I'm raging against the machine 😂
    J X

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  5. HAKUNA YOUR TATAS!

    Yes to all of this - at the risk of, yes, moaning too, I am getting a little sick of the 'woe is me' blog world at the moment. Surely the whole point of creating your own space in the internet is that you can fill it with what you want - and that stuff should make you happy, otherwise what's the point?

    And finally someone who agrees with me about Zoella. She is a brand. With a target audience and a management team. Why does the fact she doesn't handle everything herself surprise people? (Although I do wish she'd stop denying it!)

    www.jessicainyourear.com

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  6. Hahahaha the contouring comment �� You're 100% right though girl xx

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  7. I loved reading this post, and a lot of what you said was so true! I agree if people wanna make resolutions let them - it’s their business! Hahahah Soothe your boobs and Hakuna your Tatas they made me laugh!

    Charlee XO | CharmedCharlee

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  8. Hahaha this post is the absolute BEST and then you topped it off with Hakuna your Tatas. So true though! People just need to get on with their own business!

    Emily / The Mini Mermaid

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  9. This is one of my absolute favourite posts. Why can people not lay off and consider their own problems rather than judging and moaning others!

    beckyrebekah.wordpress.com

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  10. Hehehe I am defo the first one... Forgive me!

    Www.virgosandkisses.com

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