WTF Topshop: Dream Outfit Edition!

Yeaaaaaah, dream outfit – for Stevie Wonder maybe. I’ve not done a WTF Topshop post for a while, but today I felt INSPIRED to, by browsing the Topshop sale. Don’t go getting too excited though, not all of these fabuous DREAM GARMENTS are actually in the sale. For example will find yourself paying full price for those beautiful ‘floral’ tights, which will make you look like a skin disease from 5 metres away. BUT DON’T WORRY, those delicious red PVC shorts with whimsical blue trim are a snip at only £60! ….Oh wait, they are now SOLD OUT… Seriously, what are you people going to wear those with? Well apart from the obvious choices below?

WTF Topshop

The Ragged Priest bomber jacket
$115 –

Topshop shorts
$99 –

Topshop clothing

Topshop tight


  1. March 31, 2014 / 9:20 pm

    I quite often think the same on ASOS. Although they have really nice stuff they also sometimes pop up some right shockers. I'm trying to remember what one of the best ones was, something along the lines of a Care Bear costume (not even a onesie, a costume) with a matching ridiculous price tag of something like £80!

    Those shorts are just something else really…

  2. March 29, 2014 / 10:12 pm

    WOW……………that's all I can say!

  3. March 29, 2014 / 4:22 pm

    Those shorts!! What were they thinking?!

    • March 30, 2014 / 5:50 pm

      I could suggest what they may have been thinking, but its a bit gross haha.

  4. March 29, 2014 / 12:38 am

    This was sooo funny to read Terri, the shorts have to be the most vile things on there! Although that puke green top is rather hideous too.
    Amy x | A Little Boat Sailing

    • March 30, 2014 / 5:50 pm

      But the shorts and the top together are the dream right?

    • March 30, 2014 / 5:49 pm

      I can't think of any occasion they would be suitable for!

  5. March 28, 2014 / 8:12 am

    I saw those shorts and that top in the sale… good god, was my initial thought. But I love your styling here 😉 xxx

    • March 30, 2014 / 5:49 pm

      They're so weird, they may be by a mint designer but you'd have to be nuts to wear them!

    • March 30, 2014 / 5:49 pm

      I aim to please!