WTF Topshop: The ‘I Can’t Even….’ Edition

It’s been a while since I’ve done a WTF Topshop post (view past ones here) as, to be honest, I’ve been avoiding even looking at their website. Every time I do it just frustrates me that people spend good money on things I can’t even look at without getting a migraine. Alas, it’s a slow week so far (I know, its only Monday) and my fingers just got that itch to catch up with the latest ‘fashion’ available on the high street. With London Fashion Week currently being hot topic on social media, I thought I’d check out what’s *in* at the moment to see if I can become a fashionista myself… But no. No I can not. You don’t need to go too far in to the ‘new in’ section on the website to come across the monstrosities which await you in the world of Topshop. All these items were found within the first 4 pages, and after I’d seen these, I’d seen enough for one day. In fact, I’m not even going to provide links for them because I simply can’t go back to that URL. 
Let’s just point out the elephant in the room to start with… Or the velvet muck toned puffa jacket in the centre. It’s £470… FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY ENGLISH POUNDS. I can only imagine that they’ve hired Jimmy Carr in the pricing department to come up with this mind boggling sum as a joke, and to be fair it’d probably be his best joke to date. The grey leather culottes are something not even the cast of Oliver would want, even though they’d be practical for cleaning those chimneys and that fluffy pink and blue gilet thing is beyond repugnant. The shoes wouldn’t be bad if they just didn’t exist and I can’t even work out what the thing on the far right is. But it’s £195. I think it might be for people who are anxious they have small shoulders but shoulder pads would be a step too far compared to this. Which proves these people are nuts. 
Have you seen anything else to out do this load of shit on the Topshop website? Do share. Or maybe don’t. I’m not sure my eyes can take the WTF factor.
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Naomi Mango
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This post is pure brilliance! There are a lot of things I see on the high street that I'm like 'WTF' but Topshop is always the biggest culprit! xx

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Carys Emily
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oh wow haha, do people actually buy this stuff ?
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char
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Just, wow. Not even I would wear any of these things – I have no idea what the thing on the right is for, either.

Rebecca Kate
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Hahaha, such a hilarious idea for a post. Asos would probably lend itself quite well to one also. It blows my mind that someone designed these, made them and Topshop though "hell yes, we need to get these in store asap, everyone's going to buy these".

Rebecca x

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glenka
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I needed cheering up and after reading this post I could not stop laughing.
Who in their right mind would want to wear any of these clothes.
I am sure these will soon be seen in their sale rail pretty soon with nobody even wanting to buy them at a discounted price.
Thanks Topshop but no thanks.

The Style Rawr
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'The shoes wouldn't be bad if they just didn't exist' – I am laughing so hard here! J x

Holly McLoughlin
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Love this post, it definitely made me laugh 🙂 x

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Samantha Griffiths
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Hahahahaha this has proper brightened up my day! Some of the stuff Topshop comes up with amazes me. Who would even pay £470 for a jacket that looks like shiny vomit? Bleurgh.

Georgia Weedon
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Hahaha this is such a great post! Some of the stuff that Topshop come out with is just slightly shocking to say the least! x

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daisy walters
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I lol'd too! But Tanya Burr has some shoes quite similar to those and they look really nice on!!
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Scotty Hollywood
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Haha! Actually laughed out loud reading this post! I think it's because I've had the exact same thoughts myself while wondering around Topshop… They can get it so so right, and so so wrong!
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